I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.

(Source: ameriqueen, via purrprincess)

Mondays are fancy so a bottle of wine and a box of wine are all the more suitable. A toast and a cheers to all those who start the week pissed off. 

I tip my hat towards you all though I wish it was a top hat to make this occasion more perfect, let’s spark up an imagination and picture me with a top hat. Indeed, I do look superb now, a bearded face and a top hat, how fucking exquisite. 

Oh so sophisticated.